The Haunted Restaurant
“I decided to dine at a new restaurant in town that advertised itself as ‘haunted with flavor.’ Intrigued, I sat down, but things took a strange turn. As I ordered, the waiter said, ‘Tonight’s special is haunted steak—be careful, it’s possessed.’ I laughed and said, ‘Yeah, sure. I’ve heard it all before.’ But when the steak arrived, it was covered in an eerie glow and constantly moving. ‘Is this… normal?’ I asked. The waiter replied, ‘Oh yes, it’s quite common. Just don’t try to eat it while it’s looking at you, or you’ll end up like the last customer—choking on their own regrets.'”
