The Job Interview
A man goes to a job interview, and the interviewer asks, “What’s your biggest weakness?”
The man replies, “I’m brutally honest.”
The interviewer says, “I don’t think that’s a weakness at all.”
The man smirks and responds, “I don’t care what you think.”
The friend shrugs, “I’d spend it with you.”
The man smiles, “Aw, that’s sweet.”
The friend adds, “Because being with you feels like it’s already ending.”