The Perfect Crime
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I borrow a book on how to commit the perfect crime?”
The librarian smiles and whispers, “We don’t have that. But I won’t tell anyone you asked if you return this one on time.”A funeral director advertises, “Buy one funeral, get the second
A customer asks, “Why would someone need two funerals?”
The director smirks, “You’d be surprised how often families disagree about who gets buried first.”
