The Survival Island
A plane crashes on a deserted island. Three survivors find a genie lamp. They each get one wish.
The first says, “I wish I were home!” and vanishes.
The second says, “I wish I were with my family!” and vanishes.
The third looks around and says, “I’m lonely. I wish they’d come back.”
Two friends are walking through a forest. One says, “If a bear attacks us, I’m playing dead.”
The other laughs, “That’s silly. Playing dead won’t work!”
The first replies, “It worked for my last three hiking buddies.”
