The Worst Roommate
A man complains about his roommate to a friend: “He’s so inconsiderate! He left his clothes everywhere, doesn’t clean, and even talks to himself at night!”
The friend asks, “So why don’t you kick him out?”
The man sighs, “I would, but it’s my reflection.”
A man and his friend are driving behind a long funeral procession. The man jokes, “Wow, I hope someone throws me a party when I go.”
His friend replies, “At the rate you drive, we won’t need to wait long.”
