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The Doctor’s Advice

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’ve been feeling terrible. Everything hurts. My head, my stomach, my chest—it all just aches.”
The doctor looks him over, takes a deep breath, and says, “Well, it’s clear what the problem is. You’re a hypochondriac.”
The man stares at him, puzzled, and asks, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
The doctor replies, “It means you’re so obsessed with your health that you’re imagining everything. You’re perfectly fine.”
The man sighs with relief and says, “That’s a relief. I thought I had something really serious.”
The doctor shrugs and says, “You do. You’re dying of being overly worried.”