The Forgotten Pet
A man moves into an old house and notices a scratching sound from the attic. Thinking it’s a raccoon, he sets a trap. The next morning, he finds a note in the trap that reads: Thanks for the snacks. Can you bring more?
Confused, he calls an exterminator. When they check the attic, they find an old cage with a skeletal parrot inside. The exterminator jokes, “Guess it starved to death.”
That night, the man hears a voice in his room: I didn’t starve… I waited.
A magician places a curse on a man who laughed during his performance. “You’ll live forever!” the magician shouts. At first, the man thinks it’s a blessing, until centuries pass, and he watches
