The Haunted Theater
A man buys a ticket for a midnight movie at an old theater known for being haunted. As he settles in, he notices he’s the only one there. He chuckles nervously, thinking, Private screening.
As the movie starts, the seat next to him creaks. He turns, and suddenly, a pale figure appears, whispering, “Do you mind? This is my seat.”
Panicking, the man stumbles out of the row, only to hear the ghost sigh, “Humans… always running. I just wanted popcorn.”
