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The Judge and the Executioner

A man is caught for a crime he didn’t commit, and the judge, being a bit of a sadist, decides to have a little fun with him. He says, “You have two choices: either I’ll throw you into the fire or let you go free, but first, you have to make one final decision.”
The man, confused, asks, “What’s the decision?”
The judge smiles and says, “You have to choose between having a lifetime supply of ice cream or an endless supply of socks.”
The man thinks for a moment, then says, “I’ll take the ice cream.”
The judge raises an eyebrow, “Are you sure? You could have endless socks to keep your feet warm for all eternity.”
The man replies, “Socks don’t keep you cool when you’re burning in Hell.”