The Dinosaur Comedy Show
A group of dinosaurs decides to open a comedy club in the middle of the Mesozoic era. The first comedian to perform is a Spinosaurus, who confidently steps up to the microphone.
“So, I’m a Spinosaurus, right?” he starts. “I’ve got this big, cool sail on my back. But guess what? Every time I try to impress someone with it, they just say, ‘Cool, but where’s your sense of humor?’
I mean, come on! What am I, a walking sailboat? Get with the times, people!”
The crowd of dinosaurs laughs, but the next comedian, a Pterodactyl, swoops in with a quick comeback. “You think that’s bad? Try flying around in the sky and having people shout, ‘Where’s your wingspan?’ at you all day. It’s like, ‘Oh, sorry, I didn’t know I had to be a professional aviator just to catch some thermal currents!’”
The show ends with an unexpected guest—a T-Rex, who walks in and says, “Alright, alright, enough with the jokes. I’m just here to say, I can’t reach anything on the top shelf! That’s the real struggle in this world!”
The crowd roars with laughter, and the T-Rex gives a thumbs-up to the crowd, proving that even the fiercest dinosaurs have a sense of humor.
