The Dinosaur Job Interview
A Triceratops walks into a job interview. The hiring manager, a Velociraptor, looks at the resume and asks, “So, what makes you a good fit for this job?”
The Triceratops confidently responds, “I’ve got three horns, and I’m excellent at handling tough situations. I’m always prepared for the unexpected.”
The Velociraptor raises an eyebrow, “That’s great, but can you work well under pressure?”
The Triceratops stands tall and says, “I can handle pressure like a pro. After all, I’ve been dealing with predators and challenging environments my entire life.”
The Velociraptor smiles, “Well, you’re hired! You’re definitely a strong candidate.”
The Triceratops walks out of the office proudly, thinking to himself, “It’s hard to find a job when you’re this big, but I did it!”
