The Dinosaur’s Job Interview
A Triceratops walks into a job interview, wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The interviewer looks at him and says, “I have to be honest, I’ve never interviewed a dinosaur before. Tell me, what makes you think you’re fit for this job?”
The Triceratops proudly responds, “Well, I have three horns, and I’m great at multitasking. I’ve been handling issues from multiple angles for years. Plus, I’m used to working in tough environments.”
The interviewer, skeptical, asks, “But what if we don’t have a place for your unique skill set? What if we need someone more… streamlined?”
The Triceratops leans back confidently and says, “Well, I guess you’ll have to look at things from a different perspective. But trust me, once I’m on board, I’ll be an essential part of the team.”
The interviewer smiles and says, “You’ve got the job, Triceratops. You’ll fit right in with our dynamic team—horns and all!”
