The Dirty Mind Dad
Dad says to his son, “Sometimes, I think you have a dirty mind.”
The son replies, “What? I don’t know what you mean.”
Dad says, “Well, if you’re anything like me, you’re always thinking dirty thoughts.”
The son shakes his head. “No, I don’t!”
Dad winks, “Like when I asked you to clean your room and you just shoved everything under the bed. Now that’s dirty thinking!”
