The Fishing Trip
A man tells his wife, “I’m going on a fishing trip with the guys for the weekend.”
His wife smirks and says, “Okay, but I hope you catch something this time.”
He replies, “Why? I usually come back empty-handed.”
She leans closer and says, “Because the last time, you came back with lipstick on your collar instead of fish.”
A man tells his wife, “I’ve booked us a romantic vacation!”
Excited, she asks, “Where are we going?”
He says, “The living room. I’ll set the mood, and you won’t have to pack.”
She laughs, “As long as you’re the one cleaning up after the ‘trip.’”