The Vacuum Salesman
A door-to-door vacuum salesman visits a couple’s house. He dumps a pile of dirt on their carpet and says, “If this vacuum can’t clean up every last bit of dirt, I’ll eat it myself!”
The wife smirks and says, “Great! I hope you’re hungry because we don’t have an electrical outlet in this room.”
Her husband laughs and adds, “And while you’re at it, can you clean the garage too?”
A woman finds a genie lamp, and out comes the genie. “You have one wish,” he says.
She thinks and says, “Make my man more romantic!”
Suddenly, the room fills with candles, soft music plays, and her man walks in with a confused look, holding a mop.
