The Farmer and the Pigs
A farmer is out feeding his pigs when his neighbor stops by.
The neighbor asks, “Why are your pigs covered in mud?”
The farmer replies, “Well, they’ve been rolling in the dirt to cool off, just like me after a hard day’s work!”
The neighbor laughs, “And do you ever hose them off?”
The farmer grins, “Oh no, if I clean them up, they might get ideas and start wanting a bed in the house! And let’s face it, I’m already the dirtiest one in the family.”
