The Dog’s Diary vs. The Cat’s Diary
The Dog’s Diary vs. The Cat’s Diary

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The Dog’s Diary vs. The Cat’s Diary

A dog writes in his diary:
“Day 1: My owner fed me. I’m the happiest dog in the world.
Day 2: My owner took me for a walk. This is the best day ever!
Day 3: I got a belly rub. Life couldn’t get better!”

Meanwhile, the cat writes in its diary:
“Day 1: Still trapped in this house with the idiot dog.
Day 2: Humans are still here, serving me poorly.
Day 3: I’ve knocked another glass off the counter. Soon they will learn who truly rules.”

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