The Dog’s Stand-Up Comedy
A dog decides to try his paw at stand-up comedy. He walks onto the stage, grabs the mic, and says:
“Ruff crowd tonight, huh?”
The audience groans.
The dog continues, “Okay, okay, here’s one: Why do dogs hate vacuum cleaners? Because they suck! Literally!”
The audience chuckles.
He goes on: “What do you call a dog who loves watching movies? A pupcorn addict!”
By now, everyone’s laughing.
The dog finishes with: “And remember, folks, I’m here all week. Unless my owner calls me home first. Then, I’m outta here faster than a squirrel sighting!”
The crowd gives him a standing ovation… and a bone.
