The Lost Dog Poster
A man sees a poster for a lost dog that reads:
“LOST DOG: Answers to the name Max. Missing since Tuesday. Loves chasing squirrels and digging holes. If found, call the number below.”
A few days later, the man sees a dog digging in his yard. He shouts, “Hey! Are you Max?”
The dog looks up and barks, “Do I look like I’ve been lost? I’m just taking a vacation from my crazy owners!”
