The Talking Dog’s Secret Job
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “We don’t allow dogs here.”
The man replies, “But this is a special dog. He can talk!”
The bartender, skeptical, says, “Alright, if the dog can talk, you can both stay.”
The man turns to the dog and says, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog barks, “Roof!”
The bartender rolls his eyes. “Very funny.”
The man continues, “Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The dog barks, “Ruth!”
The bartender gets angry. “Get out of here!”
As they leave, the dog turns to his owner and says, “Should I have said DiMaggio instead?”
