Egg’s Dream Job
An egg wanted to become a chef, so it applied for a job at a famous restaurant. The chef looked at the egg and said, “You’re an egg, what do you bring to the table?” The egg replied, “Well, I bring versatility—I can be boiled, scrambled, or even poached. I can go in any dish!” The chef was impressed, so he handed the egg a spoon and said, “Alright, let’s see if you can handle the heat in the kitchen!” The egg grinned and said, “I was born to cook, just don’t crack under the pressure!”
