The Airplane Incident
A man is flying on a long international flight and can’t hold in his gas any longer. Thinking the airplane’s noise will mask the sound, he lets it out. Unfortunately, it’s loud enough to make the child behind him say, “Mommy, did the plane just burp?” The man turns red and pretends to sleep. Later, the flight attendant offers him an air freshener, saying, “We’re handing these out to passengers who need them.”
