The Campfire Escape
A group of friends is sitting around a campfire, sharing ghost stories. The night is still, and everyone is on edge. Suddenly, one guy lets out a loud, echoing fart that startles everyone. Trying to laugh it off, he says, “Oops, must’ve been the ghost!” The smell is unbearable, and another friend says, “If that ghost eats beans like you, I’m sleeping in the car.” They all burst out laughing, but the guy insists, “Hey, I saved us from the bears—they hate human gas bombs!”
