The Dinner Party Debacle
At an elegant dinner party, a woman tries a new diet with extra fiber. Halfway through the evening, she feels a fart coming but tries to hold it in. It escapes anyway, and the sound is louder than the classical music playing. Everyone freezes, and she panics, blaming the dog under the table. Her best friend leans in and whispers, “Nice try, but the dog is in the backyard.” She spends the rest of the night avoiding eye contact.
