The Elevator Breakdown
A woman steps into a crowded elevator, feeling nervous because she has to fart. As the elevator stops at every floor, her anxiety builds. Finally, she lets out a silent one, hoping no one notices. Unfortunately, the smell is unbearable. Someone says, “Who brought the rotten eggs?” Panicking, she points at the guy next to her and says, “It’s him!” The man glares and replies, “Lady, we all know the guilty one points first.”
