The Farting Contest
In a small town, a local bar decided to host a “Farting Contest” to see who could produce the longest-lasting, loudest fart. The first contestant, an old man, stood up and let out a soft “pfft,” which barely made a sound. The crowd chuckled, but he didn’t win.
Next, a young man got up and let out a massive fart that seemed to go on forever. The crowd gasped, and a few even clapped.
Finally, the last contestant, a middle-aged man with a confident smile, stood up, faced the microphone, and took a deep breath. He let out a fart so loud and long that it rattled the windows. The crowd stood in awe, and the judge said, “Well, that’s a winner… but maybe we should check if you need a doctor.”
