The Farting Philosopher
A philosopher was speaking to a group of students when he suddenly let out a loud fart. The entire class looked at him in shock, waiting for him to react.
The philosopher, without skipping a beat, said, “Ah, you see, that’s the nature of existence. It’s unpredictable and uncontrollable. Just like life itself, sometimes a fart just happens.”
One student raised their hand and asked, “So, are you saying that farts are a philosophical concept?”
The philosopher smiled and replied, “Indeed, young student. The essence of a fart is its spontaneity and its inevitable release. It is the ‘metaphysical’ truth of the body!”