The First Date Catastrophe
A man is out on a first date at a fancy restaurant. As he leans over to pull out his date’s chair, he accidentally farts loudly. Mortified, he quickly says, “Wow, these chairs make weird noises, huh?” His date smirks and replies, “Not as weird as that smell!” Trying to recover, he says, “Guess I’ll have to blame the appetizers,” but the damage is already done. Surprisingly, his date bursts out laughing, saying, “At least you’re real!”
