The Library Fiasco
A man visits a quiet library and settles down with a book. He feels the need to fart but tries to hold it in. As he shifts in his chair, it escapes, and the sound echoes through the silent room. Everyone turns to look at him, and he panics, saying, “I think this chair is broken!” The librarian walks over, inspects the chair, and says, “Sir, this chair isn’t broken, but your excuse is.”
