The Smart Fart
Two friends, Bob and Tom, are sitting on a park bench when Tom lets out a massive fart. Bob, trying to be polite, says, “It’s okay, don’t worry about it.”
Tom responds, “You know, I was reading about farts yesterday. Apparently, they’re like snowflakes. No two are the same.”
Bob raises an eyebrow. “Really? So are you telling me that’s a unique fart?”
Tom replies, “Definitely. It’s a masterpiece. It’s not just any fart. It’s a limited edition.”
