The Airplane Seat
A man boards a flight and takes up two seats. The flight attendant comes by and says, “Sir, would you like a seatbelt extender?”
He grins and replies, “No thanks, I’m just here to lower the plane’s center of gravity. You’re welcome!”
The flight attendant raises an eyebrow. “Do you fly often?”
He laughs, “Yeah, I’m the guy they call when they need to test the plane’s weight capacity!”
The operator chuckles and says, “Well, as long as the lap bar fits…”
The man squeezes in, the ride starts, and as they hit the first drop, he shouts, “I told you this was going to be epic!”
