The Gym Story
A guy walks into the gym and says to the trainer, “I need to lose weight, but I don’t want it to be hard. What’s the easiest machine to use?”
The trainer thinks for a moment and says, “Probably the vending machine in the lobby.”
The guy frowns and says, “That’s not funny!”
The trainer grins and says, “It’s only funny because I’ve seen you use it more than the treadmill!”
At a wedding, a man decides to join the dance floor. The DJ announces, “Time for the limbo!”
The man laughs and says, “I’m not sure the bar goes high enough for me to get under it.”
Everyone cheers him on, so he gives it a try. The bar falls immediately.
