The Scale Conundrum
At a friend’s house, a guy steps on the bathroom scale.
He frowns and says, “Your scale is broken—it keeps flashing ‘ERR.’”
The friend says, “It’s not broken, it’s just afraid of commitment. Try stepping off, and it’ll thank you.”
The man laughs. “Looks like my scale and I are in the same boat—both struggling with the weight of reality!”
A man looks in the mirror and says, “You know, you’re not fat. You’re just carrying extra personality!”
His wife overhears and says, “Extra personality? Is that what we’re calling it now?”
The man replies, “Of course! And guess what? It’s all premium content!”
