The Clownfish’s Comedy Act
A clownfish tries stand-up comedy and says to the crowd, “Why don’t oysters donate to charity?”
Silence fills the reef. The clownfish pauses for dramatic effect and says, “Because they’re shellfish!”
The crowd roars with laughter, except for the oysters in the back who yell, “That joke’s overused!”
The clownfish retorts, “Well, if the shell fits…”