The Shark’s Midlife Crisis
A shark swims up to a group of turtles and says, “I’m having a midlife crisis. I’ve been eating fish my whole life, and I’m tired of it.”
One turtle says, “Try going vegan.”
The shark looks horrified. “Vegan? But I don’t even like kelp smoothies!”
The turtles laugh, and one says, “Don’t worry, buddy. You’re just going through a reeflection phase.”
