The Smart Fish
A man walks into a pet store and buys a talking fish. Excited, he takes it home and puts it in a bowl. The man says, “Say something smart, fish!” The fish just stares at him.
Days go by, and the man grows frustrated, thinking he got scammed. Finally, he screams, “Why won’t you say anything?!”
The fish sighs, flips its fins, and says, “I was quiet because I didn’t want to swim in your shallow end.”
