The Grocery Store Banana Incident
At the grocery store, Dad grabbed a bunch of bananas and held them up like a trophy.
“Did you know,” he said, “these are nature’s original fast food? No drive-thru required!”
The kids cringed. “Dad, just put them in the cart.”
But Dad wasn’t done. “Wait, wait. Let me split this joke. Why do bananas never get lonely?”
The youngest sighed, “Because they hang out in bunches?”
Dad beamed. “Exactly! You’re finally learning. This moment is… a-peeling.”
The cashier smiled politely as Dad finished his banana monologue at checkout, to the kids’ eternal embarrassment.
