The Grocery Store Stand-Off
Dad and the family were at the grocery store when they stumbled upon a sale: “Buy one avocado, get one free!”
Dad grinned. “Looks like it’s my time to shine.”
At checkout, the cashier rang up the avocados. “That’ll be $2.99.”
Dad leaned in, winking. “So technically, I’m getting an avo-deal, right?”
The cashier blinked, unsure how to respond.
Mom groaned. “Can we please just pay and go?”
But Dad wasn’t done. He raised an avocado triumphantly and said, “You could say… I’ve guac this under control!”
