The Beach Day Fiasco
Dad: “I took the family to the beach yesterday.” Kid: “Oh, that sounds fun! What did you do?” Dad: “Well, I was walking along the shore when I stepped on something sharp.” Kid: “What was it?” Dad: “A seashell.” Kid: “That’s not too bad.” Dad: “I bent down, picked it up, and read the label.” Kid: “Wait… it had a label?” Dad: “Yep, it said, ‘Made in China.'” Kid: “That’s not a beach shell, Dad!” Dad: “Well, it’s one heck of a souvenir!”
