The Car Problem
A guy goes to the mechanic and says, “My car is making a strange noise. Can you fix it?”
The mechanic listens for a moment and says, “Well, it’s obvious. The car needs a new radiator.”
The guy asks, “How can you tell just from listening to it?”
The mechanic replies, “Because it just told me. It said, ‘I’m a radiator, and I need a new home!’”
The guy says, “You’re kidding.”
The mechanic shrugs and says, “Hey, it’s a dad joke! I make ‘em all the time.”