The Coffee Mystery
Dad wakes up early, as usual, to make coffee. One morning, he finds the coffee jar empty.
He calls out to the family, “Who finished the coffee and didn’t tell me?”
Mom replies, “I don’t drink coffee.”
The daughter says, “Not me, I only drink tea.”
The son adds, “I don’t even like coffee.”
Dad narrows his eyes and says, “Ah, I see what’s happening here. The coffee drank itself to escape this family!”
