The Dad’s New Diet
A dad tells his son, “Son, I’ve decided to start a new diet today. I’m going to cut out all carbs and sugar!”
The son says, “That’s great, Dad! You’re going to feel so much better!”
The dad smiles, “Yes, I’ve already lost 5 pounds!”
The son looks at him curiously, “Wow, how long has it been since you started?”
The dad answers, “About five minutes, but the donut was so good I had to eat one more before I gave it up.”
