The Grocery Store Dilemma
Dad: “So, I was in the grocery store the other day, and I saw the funniest thing!” Kid: “What was it?” Dad: “I saw a bottle of ketchup, and it was labeled ‘catch up.’” Kid: “Okay… and that’s funny?” Dad: “Well, I thought to myself, ‘If this bottle is trying to catch up, does it run faster than the other condiments?'” Kid: “Dad, you’re overthinking it.” Dad: “Yeah, but if mustard and mayonnaise are in the race, who’s winning?” Kid: “You know, I think you need a nap.”
