The Haunted House Mystery
Dad: “We visited a haunted house last night.” Kid: “Wow, that sounds spooky! What happened?” Dad: “I went up to the attic, and the first thing I heard was a loud knock.” Kid: “A ghost knocking?” Dad: “No, just my own knee. I’m getting old!” Kid: “Dad, that’s not scary at all.” Dad: “Yeah, but the ghosts were a little worried when I told them I was coming over. I told them, ‘I’m bringing my kids, so they’ll be scared for all of us.'”
