The Job Interview
Dad: “I had an interview for a job at the zoo today.”
Son: “Really? What did they ask?”
Dad: “They asked, ‘What makes you think you’re fit for this job?’”
Son: “What did you say?”
Dad: “I said, ‘Well, I have a lot of experience with animals. Just ask my kids!’”
Son: “Did they hire you?”
Dad: “They said, ‘We’re considering it, but we need to make sure you’re a good fit. We’re looking for someone who can keep the animals entertained.’”
Son: “So, you’re hired?”
Dad: “Not yet. They said I need to work on my monkey impressions.”
Son: “Well, Dad, you’re halfway there!”
