The Laziest Chef
Dad: “I made dinner tonight!” Kid: “Really? What did you make?” Dad: “Well, I thought about making spaghetti, but then I got lazy.” Kid: “Uh-oh, what did you do instead?” Dad: “I just put the pasta in the microwave and told everyone it was ‘fusion cuisine.’” Kid: “That’s not fusion, Dad. That’s laziness!” Dad: “Well, fusion or not, it’s the most advanced form of cooking… I call it ‘microwave-ology.'”
