The Library Mishap
A dad walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.”
The librarian looks at him and says, “Sir, this is a library.”
The dad quickly apologizes and whispers, “Sorry! I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.”
The librarian just shakes her head and says, “You’re lucky the library doesn’t charge you a late fee for jokes.”
