The Never-Ending Lightbulb
Dad: “So, I tried to change a lightbulb today.” Kid: “That sounds easy enough. Did you get it done?” Dad: “Well, I was halfway through when I realized I didn’t have the right bulb.” Kid: “Oh no!” Dad: “So, I went back to the store to get a new one.” Kid: “That’s a long trip just for a lightbulb!” Dad: “Right? Then I got back, screwed it in, and guess what?” Kid: “What?” Dad: “It didn’t work!” Kid: “Are you serious?” Dad: “Turns out, I was trying to change a lightbulb in a room that didn’t even have electricity.” Kid: “You’re kidding!” Dad: “Nope. My skills are just that ‘bright’!”