The New Diet
The New Diet

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The New Diet

Dad announces, “I’m going on a new diet starting today!”
The family asks, “What kind of diet?”
He says, “It’s called the ‘See Food Diet.’”
The kids groan, “Oh no, Dad, please don’t—”
Dad cuts them off, “Every time I see food, I eat it!”
Son: “Dad, I’m nervous about this job interview. Any tips?”
Dad: “Of course. Walk in with confidence and ask them the most important question.”
Son: “What’s that?”
Dad: “Do you validate parking?”

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