The Overly Honest Dog
A dad takes his dog for a walk in the park. As they’re walking, the dad says, “You know, you’re lucky you don’t have to work. You just run around and enjoy life.”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, Dad, if you think about it, work isn’t really that bad. I mean, I’ve been barking for treats for years and still get fed. You could try that approach!”
The dad laughs and says, “I’ll pass; I prefer my paycheck to be in actual bills!”
